I believe Orac has some posts on a similar or possibly exactly this topic. While randomly watching TV, I found a commercial for.... Kinoki Japanese detox foot pads! And remember, this has to be natural. According to the commercial, "just like a tree draws energy in and toxins down its trunk, your body works the same way" and it "works on Japanese reflexology". They have everything, footpads that slowly get lighter over however long use, graphs that are utterly useless due to lacking any numeric labels on the Y axis (and they don't stay up long enough to tell that if you don't have it recorded), and claims of general body health. According to them, it gets chemicals, heavy metals, and toxins out of you. You can get a weeks worth for only 20 bucks, folks, and if you call now, you get an extra weeks supply and any more you want for just the shipping and handling! What a great deal! Especially considering that they give you your money back if you don't see results the first time you use it. What's not to love?