Friday, July 11, 2008

FUNDIE FIGHT! An analysis of who is worse: Christians or Muslims

I have a feeling that by this point, the entire blogosphere has heard of the story of the holy cracker of Jayzus being stolen and the following death threats against the perpatrator. And, of course, they've most likely heard of the subsequent threats against PZ's job, and, in some cases, his life, for stating that he would desecrate said holy cracker if someone could get one for him. (PZ is way too jaded to this; he's getting large amounts of death threats and he's still doing his normal posts) Anyway, I noticed that more than half his emails he posted seemed to state that he wouldn't do the same against Islam if given the chance (showing their ignorance; just because most of his religion posts relate to Christianity doesn't mean he doesn't also make fun of Islam, it just is because he has less contact with crazy Muslims than crazy Christians and therefore posts about the former less), which gave me an idea. They said that Muslims would declare a Jihad if he made fun of them, so I though I would compare the two religions in violence. This list is of things that were preformed by followers and influenced by the holy text.

Christianity:
1) Crusades.
2) Held back science during medieval times, the science of medicine could have saved thousands of lives if allowed to advance. (Probably only partial blame here)
3) Inquisition and other witch hunts.
4) Holocaust. (Christians, Hitler was one of yours, stop trying to push him over here!)
5) KKK. (Yup, they're Christians too; you aren't allowed to push racism on us evilutionists either)
6) Slavery. (The Holy Babble was used as justification for this horrifyingly evil institution)
7) Probably deaths by stupid people thinking Christ would save them from dying and demonstrate his power when they drank a gallon of Drano. (If I remember correctly, there was a verse claiming the faithful could drink poison and live)
8) Sexism. (What do you expect we're going to say you're responsible for when you claim women were created for men?)
9) Anti-semitism. (Based off the belief that Jews murdered Christ; hey, anti-Semites, your fucking god was a Jew!)
10) See this site.

Islam:
Your fucking prophet married a little girl when she was six and started raping her when she was nine and you think that anyone who depicts him must die because it will fall short of his fucking perfection. I think that puts you pretty high up on the fucking list; you win, but not by much.

If one isn't scared of the Christians, the Muslims probably aren't that scary; there aren't as many anyway, and they're only a little more completely fucking insane.

3 comments:

Bronze Dog said...

Sounds like an appropriate comparison. Conclusion could use a bit of a tweak in my case: The Christians take up more physical presence. My place of work has one of them with military training and the outdoor portion of his job allows him to keep a machete in his office.

King of Ferrets said...

Hopefully not one of the insane ones?

Bronze Dog said...

I save my poking for online, since the online crazies have to find me, first. So I avoid this guy.