Funny Debating

In debate class today, we had some fun. A couple of people decided to have a mock debate, using idiotic cases they had made up a while back. One side argued that we should use the sexual energy of Donald Rumsfeld to power the world, supporting his argument using the Time Cube and arguing that the UN has been taken over by reptilians planning to destroy the sun with a black hole asteroid. It was hilarious how much of a straight face he managed to keep right up until the end (at which point he broke out laughing). His significantly less funny opponent argued that we must instead submit to the anti-Rumsfeld forces of IHOP, or suffer the horribly fatal ravages of PDS (Pancake Deprivation Syndrome).

In other breaking news, I have gotten Cave Story and dub it awesome, and my mom made a pie, causing experts to predict a suspiciously pie-shaped lump to appear in my stomach in the next 10 minutes. More on the story at 10.